10 Things That Tell You You're Getting Old (in no particular order)

10 Things That Tell You You're Getting Old

(in no particular order)

1. You ask your child sitting right next to you what your other child in the next room answered to your question because you couldn't understand his/her mumbled answer.

2. You notice that your hands are getting rather a bit wrinkly.

3. You don't feel embarrassed about talking to your mom about anything anymore. Not even the S word.

4. You fall asleep in the chair watching a movie on television.

5. You can't eat whatever you want because you will definitely gain 5 pounds if you eat a piece of pie.

6. You notice that some parts of your body are not as firm as they once were. They might even sag a bit (or a lot).

7. Your kids tell you that you act just like grandma does (and you find yourself thinking the same thing sometimes.)

8. Some of your friends (or quite a few of them) are grandparents.

9. You get a letter from A.A.R.P. to sign up.

10. Your kids expect you to just know everything about the computer. They laugh when you tell them you took typing in high school.